posthawk:

Ghost World (2001)

That’s weird cause I talk to you in my head all the time

fallout-lou-begas:

rosesau:

primarily i’m…

right-handed

left-handed

reblog for a larger sample size pls etc etc i’ll pass u a strawberry 🫶🏽

ALT

we did it! we formed a statistically significant sample size with a perfectly acceptable margin of error!

girlwyrm:

garlend:

lotshusband:

lotshusband:

why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that

Thank you for your work soldier 🫡

curseworm:

actually i never experience negative consequences due to procrastination. i am occasionally blighted by god for unknowable reasons though

serethereal:

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

diamondguls:

Don’t be sad okay? things get better. I have this industrial potato peeler I stole from skin bandits that will tear your arms and legs off but I swear that for the price of excruciating agony you can come out with cybernetic limbs and be strong enough to eviscerate any foe you come across. Promise. Kisses

daily-deliciousness:

Peanut butter chocolate cheesecake

sparrow-va:

o-lanterns:

cmon child safety lid you know it’s me

heedra:

fuck “girl lunch” fuck “girl math” a woman is a hairy animal who sweats and grunts and excretes and hungers and gets wrinkly and dies eventually. you have to love that.

septembergold:

Jewish Wedding Ring. First half 14th century

German

canvasoul:

morning by the creek

David Sedaris style compilation of short stories where I talk about all my experiences of pretending to be someone else