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Melisse. Human since 1991.
I'm not perfect but I actually exist.

unclefather:
““Your uber is here” ”

unclefather:

“Your uber is here” 

madblackgirl:

“guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions”

your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you

official-bae:

Not for anything in particular I just wanna see ya dicks

beyoncescock:
“*pulls receipts and does this*
”

beyoncescock:

*pulls receipts and does this*

samo-666:
“Two piece 2 by Cinga Samson
”

samo-666:

Two piece 2 by Cinga Samson